24 5 / 2012
Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
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03 5 / 2012
Just So
Dust in the air pricked Anya’s nose as she sat very quietly in the hay attic. Below was a man, moving around the shed, looking for something. Looking for her. She could see him looking behind stacks of hay, getting more angry by the moment.
“Come out right now, Anya!” he said. “I shall not tolerate this unrespectful behaviour from anyone, especially my own daughter!’
She knew hiding from him was pointless. Eventually she would have to confront him and pay the consequences. Even though she knew it might be better to come out now, she didn’t want to think about it. Instead she stayed there, hiding between the hay. He couldn’t know she was up here, as the ladder upstairs was standing outside. He didn’t know of the other ways up there.
“Can I help you with anything, Lord Priest?”
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24 3 / 2012
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”
You. Fucking. Legend.
Karma incarnate.
HAHAHAHAH THE LAST SENTENCE. YOU GO GRANNY!
I want to be her when I grow up.
ALL THE AWARDS FOR HER
She is one awesome grandmama.
shit, grandma
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18 3 / 2012
Ladies and Gentlemen. The main reason I love Miyazaki and his work with all that my heart offers, made into a brilliant 5 pager.
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15 3 / 2012
Oh yeah, here’s that other exciting announcement we mentioned earlier: http://korranation.com
UPDATE:
• Don’t be discouraged if the meter stays at zero after you like or share. It will update twice a day with the new count. We’re counting, we promise!
• That’s 100,000 NEW likes and shares people. Starting tonight!
• I wonder if there is anything else you can do to move the meter daily besides like and share? Hmmm…
3/14/2012
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03 3 / 2012
Courtesy of this facebook page. So excellent.
Mother by choice.
Awesome, the second lady has a quote from Susan B. Anthony! I’m proud to be related to her.
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26 2 / 2012
I think it would be haunting if they took the first bit of the music we ever heard… and recycled it for the track “Harry’s Sacrifice.” But - slow it down to the point where it crawls over our skin. I took the liberty of trying it out, the whole slowing down process.
If you sit there, with both headphones in, and imagine Harry walking toward Voldemort for what he thinks is the last time, it really does fit beautifully.
I literally just had chills. This fits wonderfully.
i am crying. and i mean crying
Nightmares.
Wow. That was. Bonewracklingly intense. I hope they have done that.
i think i’m gunna cry……………..like seriously. I’m scared and sad at the same time……
So should I just buy stock in Kleenex now, or…
This gives me chills.
They aren’t lying. I had what felt like a full-body shudder. It’s really terrifying like this.
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10 2 / 2012
Every book needs an owner to be happy
You guys. I am legit crying. Like I am literally fighting back tears as I write this. This is absolutely beautiful in so many ways. Reminds me of why I want to write and create. God help me.
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Reblogging because superb animation.
Everyone ever should watch this
I saw the trailer for this months ago and it’s just as good as I thought it would be.
Almost skipped over this…but I decided to watch and now I’m literally sobbing.
This is definitely worth your time…it’s so good.
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